Bad Hair Day

What a coincidence Captain, today concieved a story worth freaking about.

Today, was like any other day. I woke up, exercised and took a shower. But when I looked in the mirror my hair was looking back. The hair said, "Yo Scott, there's to much of us hairs running around your head and we all the look the same! Who are we?" I didn't know. I told the hair I would google them, and find out what kind of hair they were. From there we could discover what hair they would grow to be.

Google told me that they were medium length and wavy. The hairs insisted they were once short and there was no way they were medium legth and wavy. There was no way for them to be sure anymore, because they had not been cut in so long. To find out who they were meant to be, we then googled the cities of Great Clips locations withing 5 miles of our location. We then set out to find some answers.

When we arrived at the gates of the city of Great Clips. Inside was a strange wench who asked me who my hair was, and I told her I didn't know and neither did they. She began to tell a story of a shorter medium style wavy hair, and we though this might be the answer, and this might be who the hair really was.

To our dismay, the wench was not a wench at all. An evil demon witch she was. For she slain my hair and turned me into a Jonas Brother despite my argument. She assured me that the hair wouldn't become what I wanted until I went home, but even there I was still a Jonas Brother.

I set out to return to the city of Great Clips to demand this Jonas Brother curse to be lifted, however the evil which apprently drank poisonous elixer that made her have the flu and puke all over the place. Instead of going home, this evil witch in her haste ruined another customers hair as well and then disappeared leaving them in the chair.

Our prayers were answered when a stylist robot entered the room and took care of all the cursed customers at the same time.

Today was a day my hair forgot who it was. It was turned into a Jonas brother, and is now been mutated into some sort of english rock musician beatles guitarist something. Never again will I allow my hair to question who it is...Never again...

Mysterious Adventures of the Dr.

...I will post again my friend, I assure you

There is always a series of adventures followed by a time of reflection. Right now happens to be a time for adventure. When I speak of adventure, I mean in its original english sense meaning: To be sitting at a desk for hours, reflecting on a more glorious time when lightning bolts shot out of my dungarees, and dazzled "hearts" of women across the seas. Yes, there was a time of wreckoning amonst the lands. A young wanderer named Baiyo took pleasures in earth's treasures and searched for answers in his thoughts...

This desk, metaphorically is a new adventure. I guess, but its a boring one and when I have something better to write about... I will ...write that is. Stay tuned captain

iPhone & Me

here are a few random shots from my iphone and some captions to accompany them.


alisha in my mixed media class at UM-Flint created this sculpture from 10 plaster casts nailed to wood with an internal light source. it didnt really have a name and it didnt really have a meaning but during critique she made up this wonderful bullshit. i can call it bullshit only because i was sitting next to her the majority of the time she made it. i know, i seen it. ill paraphrase: society tries to place boxes around women as far as what they eat, how they dress, how they act, how they look.. so this shows those boxes and the inner beauty that remains within regardless of the constraints.. here shown as an internal light source.

in dallas, texas... birds > you.. remember that


artsy shot in the dallas aquarium

i didnt know saw sharks had lips

flint is home to one of the top five dams most likely to fail.. i work by this thing and it seriously looks like it failed a decade ago.

from the dallas aquarium again.. this large octopus was just chillin' in his tank, catching some current.


i think they officially renamed the clown fish Nemo.. ok so i couldnt find anything on that on google but i did find this on Nemo instead.

friday the 13th

happy friday the 13th.. go gamble and get drunk and stare at the moon, but watch out for this guy.. *points*

say what

oh, so the dr. doesnt post anymore.
and neither do i basically.. and most of the time i dont even use proper grammar.

for the past year and a half practically ive been listening to days of the new almost everyday. if not on my computer, then in my head. for christmas i got a little fender guitar amp and ive slowly started using it. there are a few songs that i can play along with but normally only play when the house is empty or when i really feel the need to. i was playing mid-january and finally tuned my guitar properly (with the tuner i bought when i first got the guitar) and man i was playing the thing tuned to Eminor... eeeek. made quite a difference, plus ive convinced myself to not trust my ears. nope, cant trust them.




ill post something else over the weekend. ive taken some nice pictures in the past few months that i havnt been sharing, but i will.