illusionistix

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Cinco De Mayonnaise

here you go alcoholics anonymous, another excuse to drink..
oh, i forgot.. you dont need a reason to drink yourself into a life of stupidity.

maybe instead of getting trashed all the time, find something you love and go nuts...

or

make fun of sams for putting a limit on the 25lb bags of rice.
"what? i can only buy 4? OMGZ RICE SHORTAGE!!
(a rice shortage that doesnt exist is the best kind)

UM-Flint degradation

i am currently sick of the same customers wanting the same bullshit coffees and plain bagels bullshit paying with $20's for 75 cents worth of food. WTF. how many times can i break a twenty? lets fucking find out.


fat bitch that always wants a large cup of ice every morning? thanks for filling the landfill..

dr. pulsating prostate wants to count his change to the last penny? do it, ill laugh as your brow furrows..

slutty bitch that doesnt know what she wants? stare at the three items we sell for 10 minutes.. next please..

oh hi, im unable to wipe myself.. can you help?


screw off regular customers, youre the least important part of my day.



(thanks freakship)