No Subject

" My spoon is too big.. Myy Spooonn iss tooo Big! "
" I am a banana "

" Do you want to go see a movie? "
" I'm feeling fat, and sassy. "
*pause*
" DDIEE-OOO "
" DDIEE-AHH "

spewing forth from his eye, the blood soaks the other guy..

priceless///