Freak Ship

I met a bar wench today, and she gave me cornbread and booze. I thought, im only 19, but her enormous...generosity.. told me i shouldn't complain. Anyways, seriously, i ate at the cracker barrel today. We had a class 04160 Entry Level ELINT (CTT A'School) party there. Why the cracker barrel? i dont know. My instructor has a wife he met in Japan who came with us, and lets just say Haiyuroko is still adjusting to our way of life. But yeah, the cracker barrel was fun. She didnt believe us about dipping food in ketchup. It was crazy, our waitress looked like an indian warrior from the back hovering a sweet 6ft and some odd inches above our ground, her name was Margo, and she was prolly in her mid 40's nd was missing a tooth, and she flirted with the marine in my class, and put my friend chris's face in her breasts. The whole time, i was choking on cornbread with laughter, then realized i was at a family resteraunt, and this behavior with the breasts was.. "out of the ordinary" to say the least. We then left and i went to a car wash to clean the car i borrowed, and when i pulled over to the Vacuum area, i noticed the fragrant, nose raping fragrance of human feces. I soon discovered a large pile of what most disgusted people would just call shit, but in the case, and unique structure, im gonna say poop.
((Sigh))

You know... sometimes, i just can't help but laugh at the world sometimes. I'd really like to just give a long awaited "THANK YOU" to all the strange people on this earth, cause sometimes, when i think my life sucks, i think about the guy, who took a shit next to the vacuum cleaner at the car wash on base, and realize whatever reason he had for doing this must have been shitty (no pun intended), but the even greater part of this mystery is, which branch he belongs to in our fearsome military. So have no fear, mr poopy pants is here...somewhere, waiting, plotting revenge on terrorists, and hopefully will help defend this country proudly.

Well, enough about that, but in response to my friend of all friends>>


"Yesterday i spoke to man, who said he could read my mind,
and as he spoke, he dove into the depths of time.

As he kept talking of the truths,
and the secrets of my youth,
i realized i was like he,
and could find the same problems with every mans social disease,
and i could find the same conclusions,
maybe the same solutions,
and when the words cut through me like a knife,
i realized the familiar pain of life,

with the words he dispenced, it all made sense...

we are all ill, but there are no pills
we live then we die, and its time to open your eyes,
forget about the past, because the future is vast,
its not always up to others to get you thru,
sometimes you have to make do, cause its all up to you...."