Well ladies and gentleman, prepare to see more advice from the doctor here at freakship. Suparshawank.Blogspot.com is no more. Is this a good or bad thing? We don't really know, and don't really care. Sometimes people miss the simple purpose of life...oh yeah, and the fact that america gives us freedom of speech. On an ending note to that subject, the website is gone, and so are my goals of helping someone see what they truly are. This has been a great learning experience for the doctor. It seems that once people mess their lives up bad enough, they get in denial that its going bad, and therefore defend it, and never live a happy life. So will i try to change these people for the better? Nope, conscience is gone and its all the better to let these people die sad and lonely princesses and princes...hahahahaha dumb bastards.
On another note, i love breyers butter pecan ice cream!! its delicious! Even more delicious then the most delicious thing i've ever eaten..(babies)
I only tried eating babies because someone said it tasted good. Me being a pescimist, i had to try it. Main reason for trying it was because i heard most wild animals like bears and great white sharks love human flesh once they eat it, and are addicted to it for the rest of their life once they tried it. The rumors are true, babies are delicious. However, being a vegetarian i had the Morning Star company brand made from soy and green vegetables. Is imitation as good as the real thing? I hope so, cause imitation babies are delicious!
Anyways, let me tell you about the oppertunity of ice cream. Ice cream has been around since the birth of christ, cause nothing is more heavenly then ice cream. Its a tasy treat that has a solidness to it, but melts away in your mouth, making your taste buds dance with delight. There are ways to enhance your ice cream eating obsessiveness. Maybe putting ice cream on a brownie, putting it in a cone, or by adding sprinkles and many other toppings like cherries, chocalate/strawberry/caramel syrups, nuts, candy crumbles, whip cream, and cherries or any other fruits (except tomatoes)
Don't let your peers or anti-ice cream eating ads tell you that ice cream is wrong. Just cause the goverment won't legalize it doesn't man its bad. Ice cream is not addictive, but is known to be habit forming. It does not cause lung cancer or heart disease, and is proven to help pregnancy run smoother and make your baby do backflips.
Ice cream! My favorite thing in the world!
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-Dr. Gonzo
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